Post by rayshe on Jun 30, 2016 23:15:15 GMT
50] <Megan> Megan. i'm a Coggie kinfolk.
[18:25:08] <Megan> Im the kinfolk with the crazy ex shadowlord now very scary Spiral after her
[18:25:28] <Silenawuff> Love a coggie. You hooked up with uh... what's his name... Gregor?
[18:25:44] <Megan> i'm still meeting people here.
[18:25:58] <Megan> im gonna be doing the majority of the cooking apparently. i dont mind, cooking is fun.
[18:27:14] <Silenawuff> I'm easy... both figuratively and kinda literally. Been cutting back though to one cock a week... it's a work in progress. I've never cooked before. Not... really. I make good waffles.
[18:28:01] <Megan> I'm avoiding grabbing the sheets until after my crazy Ex is dead. afterwards i donno yet. been awhile
[18:29:34] <Silenawuff> I'm told I'm quite skilled of you need a stress relief. Better than smoking. Tell me more about the ex?
[18:32:14] <Megan> Well, at first he was a dream come true. I was a sucker for the tall Dark and broody type. If my hair doesnt give it away. ( s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/2b/91/dc/2b91dc50f26408987d0f1e102a890195.jpg ). Then he was getting kinda creepy, Then Insane, then covered in blood. He was always charismatic and charming, even in the end
[18:38:50] <Silenawuff> Tell me more. Details snd such
[18:40:26] <Megan> To be honest its hard to say anything accurate anymore. the only time ive seen him in 2 years hes been all beasty. Dark hair, Abs that could Grate cheese, the the big guys, the ones that make you feel like nothing could ever happen to ya you know
[18:41:29] <Silenawuff> Lovely. So how do you know he's stalking you?
[18:42:08] <Megan> Cause about a week ago he flipped a car i was in, killed the fang i was with. Went to the area i was going to and left him and the doc i was supposed to see pinned to a impailed on a wall.
[18:43:06] <Silenawuff> That's... a lovely image. Why were you seeing a doctor?
[18:44:10] <Megan> The fang wanted me to. i was trying to push everyone away from me so that no one else would get hurt. But well... didnt quite work out that way. I was supposed to do therapy to get over the fear.... well it worked, Never talked to the doctor, But the fear is gone. Now im just pissed
[18:48:59] <Silenawuff> You should get laid. Will help you relax. I'll help with your crazy ex if you help me convince my baby momma to share custody.
[18:51:00] <Megan> The entire sept is on the lookout. Mainly cause its you guys he'll target not me. he doesnt want anything to happen to me, he wants me to run back into his arms and become a cum sleeve for the wyrm. i cant do that if im dead.
[18:51:29] <Silenawuff> It's much better to be a cum sleeve for Gaia.
[18:51:42] Silenawuff giggles and stands, moving to sit by Megan.
[18:51:59] <Silenawuff> Seriously though? That dude is dead and just doesn't know it yet.
[18:52:14] <Megan> I atleast like to think i got acouple more skills then my tight ass
[18:53:11] Silenawuff looks behind her and grins. "I'd wager mine is tighter..."
[18:53:27] <Megan> Heh, yeah, i havent been running enough
[18:55:26] <Megan> But yeah, fuckers dead. even if i have to go running back into his arms with C4 strapped to my chest. Fuckers dead
[18:56:55] <Silenawuff> Oh don't be so dramatic.
[18:58:03] Silenawuff scoots closer and puts an arm around her shoulder. "At least use a claymore. You're less likely to die, don't have to touch him, and get to watch the explosion from a short distance.
[18:58:04] <Megan> Dramatic is the Woe is me kinda shit. This is Determination. That being said, im not dumb, and dont have a deathwish... yet
[18:58:28] <Megan> True. I could make it look like im going back to him and chop his dick off
[18:59:10] Silenawuff snorts. "We could offer to double team him snd then I can bite off his dick while you choke him out in the unsexy ways:-)"
[18:59:42] <Megan> I donno, Turning Derek into Erika would be fun atleast
[19:00:13] <Silenawuff> I used to be a guy. I just did my transition... differently.
[19:01:13] <Megan> Well there is Transition, then there is John Wayne Bobbit.
[18:25:08] <Megan> Im the kinfolk with the crazy ex shadowlord now very scary Spiral after her
[18:25:28] <Silenawuff> Love a coggie. You hooked up with uh... what's his name... Gregor?
[18:25:44] <Megan> i'm still meeting people here.
[18:25:58] <Megan> im gonna be doing the majority of the cooking apparently. i dont mind, cooking is fun.
[18:27:14] <Silenawuff> I'm easy... both figuratively and kinda literally. Been cutting back though to one cock a week... it's a work in progress. I've never cooked before. Not... really. I make good waffles.
[18:28:01] <Megan> I'm avoiding grabbing the sheets until after my crazy Ex is dead. afterwards i donno yet. been awhile
[18:29:34] <Silenawuff> I'm told I'm quite skilled of you need a stress relief. Better than smoking. Tell me more about the ex?
[18:32:14] <Megan> Well, at first he was a dream come true. I was a sucker for the tall Dark and broody type. If my hair doesnt give it away. ( s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/2b/91/dc/2b91dc50f26408987d0f1e102a890195.jpg ). Then he was getting kinda creepy, Then Insane, then covered in blood. He was always charismatic and charming, even in the end
[18:38:50] <Silenawuff> Tell me more. Details snd such
[18:40:26] <Megan> To be honest its hard to say anything accurate anymore. the only time ive seen him in 2 years hes been all beasty. Dark hair, Abs that could Grate cheese, the the big guys, the ones that make you feel like nothing could ever happen to ya you know
[18:41:29] <Silenawuff> Lovely. So how do you know he's stalking you?
[18:42:08] <Megan> Cause about a week ago he flipped a car i was in, killed the fang i was with. Went to the area i was going to and left him and the doc i was supposed to see pinned to a impailed on a wall.
[18:43:06] <Silenawuff> That's... a lovely image. Why were you seeing a doctor?
[18:44:10] <Megan> The fang wanted me to. i was trying to push everyone away from me so that no one else would get hurt. But well... didnt quite work out that way. I was supposed to do therapy to get over the fear.... well it worked, Never talked to the doctor, But the fear is gone. Now im just pissed
[18:48:59] <Silenawuff> You should get laid. Will help you relax. I'll help with your crazy ex if you help me convince my baby momma to share custody.
[18:51:00] <Megan> The entire sept is on the lookout. Mainly cause its you guys he'll target not me. he doesnt want anything to happen to me, he wants me to run back into his arms and become a cum sleeve for the wyrm. i cant do that if im dead.
[18:51:29] <Silenawuff> It's much better to be a cum sleeve for Gaia.
[18:51:42] Silenawuff giggles and stands, moving to sit by Megan.
[18:51:59] <Silenawuff> Seriously though? That dude is dead and just doesn't know it yet.
[18:52:14] <Megan> I atleast like to think i got acouple more skills then my tight ass
[18:53:11] Silenawuff looks behind her and grins. "I'd wager mine is tighter..."
[18:53:27] <Megan> Heh, yeah, i havent been running enough
[18:55:26] <Megan> But yeah, fuckers dead. even if i have to go running back into his arms with C4 strapped to my chest. Fuckers dead
[18:56:55] <Silenawuff> Oh don't be so dramatic.
[18:58:03] Silenawuff scoots closer and puts an arm around her shoulder. "At least use a claymore. You're less likely to die, don't have to touch him, and get to watch the explosion from a short distance.
[18:58:04] <Megan> Dramatic is the Woe is me kinda shit. This is Determination. That being said, im not dumb, and dont have a deathwish... yet
[18:58:28] <Megan> True. I could make it look like im going back to him and chop his dick off
[18:59:10] Silenawuff snorts. "We could offer to double team him snd then I can bite off his dick while you choke him out in the unsexy ways:-)"
[18:59:42] <Megan> I donno, Turning Derek into Erika would be fun atleast
[19:00:13] <Silenawuff> I used to be a guy. I just did my transition... differently.
[19:01:13] <Megan> Well there is Transition, then there is John Wayne Bobbit.